go bare. swim naked. sweat.
"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.”
Kid in my lit class  (via lykereally)
"We have ‘white people’ problems in America. White people problems. You know what that is? That’s where your life is amzing, so you just make shit up to be upset about. People in other countries have real problems: ‘Oh shit — they’re cutting off our heads today!’ …Here we make shit up to be upset about. ‘How come I have to choose a language at the ATM machine? This is bullshit! I’m American!’”
— LOUIS C.K. (via inothernews)

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Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.”
— some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via fawun)
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